Just talked to my ex

"PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power" (petarvn)
09/14/2014 at 01:37 • Filed to: None

that was fucking eventful! She asked why I'm over our breakup, and we had a fun little 40 minute text sesh where she tried to get me to get mad at her, and I didn't and now she's sorry. #Justteenguysthings

so, music, since I can't post pictures apparently

DISCUSSION (21)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 01:41

PatBateman > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 01:46

Did she dump you? Or vice versa?

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 01:46

made my evening man! but here's the thing. I kept my cool!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > PatBateman
09/14/2014 at 01:48

she heard a rumor that I cheated on her while I was in Europe this summer (something I did not do) so she broke up with me, and now she is asking me why it doesn't hurt me?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 01:49

Just like Khan. ;)

PatBateman > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 01:49

You, sir, are WINNING. If you continue to do this, you shall be a god among men in college.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > PatBateman
09/14/2014 at 01:51

hah. I am compassionate and all, but I just can't dwell on something as trivial as a high school relationship! We had a long discussion, where I was neutral, and answering her questions. at one point I got sassy, and that pissed her off but it was worth it. I mean, how else do you respond to "Whatever. have fun with your rebounds."?

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 01:55

yup. quick question. she broke up with me, and is texting me to ask why I'm over her. should I laugh or cry?

PatBateman > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 01:58

How do you respond? This is how you respond:

I will, soon. Thanks!

Keep being awesome.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 01:59

You mean like an emoticon? I say don't use one. You tell her straight up that you're over her because you can't believe that she thinks that you cheated on her on your trip when you didn't. This is all on her and her alone; you're done with her and that's that. Show no emotions, be a Vulcan. If you don't mind me asking though, how long was the relationship?

Or maybe she's just messed up and vain looking for some sign of thinking she was in the right for breaking up; or maybe don't even respond. IDK. I have no experience in this whatsoever and yet I'm good at giving decent advice, or is it me just sharing my moral views and that translates to relationships well? Who knows.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 02:01

She sounds like someone who thrives on drama. The breakup was probably a good thing.

I've dated one or two women in the past who were into drama.

Would rather be single than do it again.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > PatBateman
09/14/2014 at 02:14

I respond with "Why thank you! I most certainly will! I'll cya on Monday"

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 02:15

no I mean like a real emotion :P

We broke up 2 weeks ago. I'm over it. that the thing. I think it might be the vain-ness

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
09/14/2014 at 02:15

can I recommend this more than once please?

Rainbow > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 02:16

Mine will occasionally (once every 4 or 5 months since we broke up a year and a half ago) text me out of boredom and when I don't put effort into my replies, usually because I have nothing to say, she'll always - always - say "Do you hate me." (with a period. For seriousness, I guess.) I tell her I don't, but that's only because hate is a strong word and I never apply it to people. She cheated on me twice and I was nice/dumb enough to actually forgive her the first time, so she obviously has a lot to learn about human interaction before I'll ever even consider holding a real conversation with her again.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 02:18

Oh....Hmm..

Well crying will definitely make her out to be the superior one IMO, like righteous retribution for you "cheating" on her. I say go laughter.

PatBateman > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 02:18

She will hate you right now and complain to her friends about it. Meanwhile, her friends will then try and figure out a way to be the rebound.

I don't know why, but this is how chicks work in HS.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > PatBateman
09/14/2014 at 02:21

EXACTLY. THIS.

I honestly don't care. I have much better stuff to do

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 02:22

I don't think I made sense. I meant laugh or cry at the vain-ness of it. :P

PatBateman > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 02:24

And that right there will drive them more crazy.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
09/14/2014 at 02:32

Oh. Laugh away!